Kid Chilled
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.12.02 08:17:00 -
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This happened today, when I was doing a random FW match, turned out to be Amarr.
I was doing fine, until my team turned into the most idiotic bunch of glue sniffers I have ever laid my eyes on. I shall write out a little POV, dust off the ol RP skills:
Making my way through the trenches of the downtrodden Amarrian city, I see countless imbeciles on my own team, flailing about like a pack of ancient creatures of yore. It filled my being with such animosity, such contempt that it brought upon thoughts of madness, thoughts of art, thoughts of...slaughter. I tried to push these thoughts back as I come upon an enemy Assault, shooting at one of them. I charge up my knives and swing when suddenly my own teammate jumps in front of me, taking the full blow of my knives, dying in such a worthless and shameful way.
It was merely the catalyst. Grinning behind my helmet like a Cheshire, I mercilessly strike down the opposing Assault, and proceed to saunter out of the room. Walking out of the towering "point," I witness more Idiocracy, and ready my bloody paint brushes. One by one, I chop them down, my own men, i mercilessly chop them down, bellowing the most insane of laughs as I do. I paint the decadent city red with the blood of my own team, carving the numbers 514 everywhere, littering the streets and gutters with blood and bodies and slashes. I have finally lost it, their idiocy brought upon an ungodly rage, an ever growing hunger, for more. I want more. I must cleanse these pathetic cretins with my blades, their way and breed are worthless, they shall not be allowed to live. I will stain the stars with their blood. They will regret the day, etch it in their bodies, XII.II.XXMMMCCCXLVII. Death shall come like a blazing Dropship. My hunger, my ever growing hunger, to consume.
In the process of biomassing.
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Kid Chilled
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
293
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Posted - 2015.12.02 23:10:00 -
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Calling all TKers.
Want to queue a squad to go into FW, guns and knives ablazing, and kill those damned idiotic blues? join the chat; Team Kill LLC. As of this moment, no one is in it, except one crazy guy, so join now. |